Old limerick for Irish Richie

There once was a man from Isis

Whose balls had different sizis

One ball was small

Hardly no ball at all

The other was big and one ...

(and this is where you enter the competition... what is the missing woid we ax. btw. some say We r stupid just becåse we disagree with some spelling rule. we beg to differ.)

good evening.

 

----- Original Message -----
From: "Julie Krueger"
To: lit-ideas@freelists.org
Subject: [lit-ideas] Please correct me if I'm wrong. Please.
Date: Sun, 3 Jun 2007 02:22:19 -0500

So.  The Kurds are being hemmed in from the north, as insurgents blew up a bridge which was a vital link to Baghdad, and the south, as Turkey is poised on the border to attack the Kurds from the South (Gates is warning them against doing so, so obviously everything's going to be all right).  Major Iraq-type bombs are being found in Afghanistan for the first time.  Iran is apparently continuing it's search for nuclear power, while Iranian type weaponry is being used in Iraq.  And, not having enough groups to kill and be killed by, there is now Sunni on Sunni fighting; as BBC says "rival Sunni factions".  Somewhere in the midst of all of this Al Qaeda and all kinds of Al Qaeda wannabes are running amok.  But we're safer now.  Right?  Do I have all of this about right?  (I'm not going to get into the Somalia thing, or the Lebanon thing; or the Israel thing, or Japan's nuclear aspirations;  there's only so much I can deal with at once.)  Condi wants a chance at diplomacy and Cheney wants to take the whole lot out.  And Bush, most likely in a hurry to get  everyone to ignore the Wars, is now championing a Green plan.  Hooray.  When we all die, the earth will be a cleaner place for our .....wait a minute....

I'm going to go read some trivial piece of fiction now.  My head hurts.

Julie Krueger

--- The more abstract the truth is that you would teach, the more you have to seduce the senses to it. - Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil  http://phatic.blogspot.com 

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