Five indications that you might have spent too much time on-line

1. You double click the remote
2. You tilt your head when smiling
3. You turn on your computer on your way from bed to take your morning shower
4. You get up at 3am to use the toilet, and just have to check your mail
5. Your on-line affair has lasted longer than any other affair you've had

Darwin P. Johnson
president

PS!!!!

i only get four out of five. (i watch streaming video.)

Adapted from Jørgen at http://www.humor911.com/femting/